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Aug. 26th, 2015 09:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ak_47К событиям во Франции. Уже второй день новость облетает свет, а во френдленте до сих пор никто не запостил очевидное:
Вот теперь всё как надо.
:)
A guy in Paris sees a pit bull attacking a toddler. He kills the pit bull and saves the child's life. Reporters swarmed the fellow.
"Tell us! What's your name? All Paris will love you! Tomorrow's headline will be: "Parisian Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"
The guy says, "Well, I'm not from Paris."
Reporters: "That's OK. Then the whole of France will love you and tomorrow's headline will read: 'French Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!'"
The guy says, "I'm not from France, either."
Reporters: "That's OK also. All Europe will love you. Tomorrow's headlines will shout: "European Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!"
The guy says, "I'm not from Europe, either."
Reporters: "So, where ARE you from?"
The guy says, "I'm from Israel."
The next day's headlines read:
"Israeli Murders a Dog, Leaves a Girl Bleeding!"
"Israeli Brings Violence to Paris: a Pet is Murdered, Girl Wounded"
"Israeli Attack: One Dead, a Wounded Toddler Rescued".
Вот теперь всё как надо.
:)
